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A Pennsylvania Craft Beer Thanksgiving: Maple-Brown Ale Glazed Turkey (Featuring Troegs, Victory, and More)

B. Kline — Tue, 25 Nov 2025 23:14:12 +0000

A Pennsylvania Craft Beer Thanksgiving: Maple-Brown Ale Glazed Turkey (Featuring Troegs, Victory, and More)

Thanksgiving at The Beer Thrillers household usually means one thing: yes, the kids are arguing over who gets the wishbone, the pies are cooling on the counter, and the Macy’s parade is droning in the background — but most importantly, a Pennsylvania craft beer is getting cracked and poured into whatever dish I’m cooking. Because if you’re not using local beer in your holiday feast… what are you doing?

This year, we’re going with a full-on PA-powered centerpiece: a Maple–Brown Ale Glazed Turkey, roasted low and slow, basted in a malty, caramel-rich glaze made with one of Pennsylvania’s best fall beers: Troegs’ Troegenator Doppelbock or Victory’s Festbier (both work beautifully and are easy to find statewide). The result is a turkey that’s juicy, glossy, sweet, savory, and unapologetically Pennsylvanian.

Below is the complete recipe, along with a few craft-beer-pairing side suggestions to turn your Thanksgiving table into a full flight of PA brew goodness.

Maple–Brown Ale Glazed Turkey Recipe Card

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Recipe: Crispy Beer Roast Turkey (using Troegenator)

Maple–Brown Ale Glazed Turkey (Made with Pennsylvania Craft Beer)

Beer Recommendation

Pick one of these PA craft beers depending on your flavor goals:

Troegs Troegenator Doppelbock – Dark fruit, caramel, toffee; slightly sweet.
Perfect for a deep, rich, almost BBQ-like glaze.
Victory Festbier – Clean, bready, slightly sweet malt.
Lighter, more delicate, but still beautifully malty.
Weyerbacher Merry Monks – If you want a more Belgian, fruity twist.

For the recipe below, I’ll assume Troegenator, because very little says “Pennsylvania in November” more than that purple-labeled doppelbock.

Ingredients

The Turkey

1 whole turkey (12–16 lbs), thawed
2 tbsp kosher salt
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp smoked paprika
2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp dried thyme
1 tsp dried sage
Olive oil or melted butter (2–3 tbsp)

Aromatics (for inside the turkey)

1 orange, quartered
1 small onion, halved
3–4 garlic cloves
Fresh rosemary, thyme, and sage

The Beer–Maple Glaze

1 ½ cups Troegenator Doppelbock (or your PA beer of choice)
½ cup pure Pennsylvania maple syrup
¼ cup apple cider
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp Dijon mustard
1 tbsp brown sugar
3 tbsp butter
Pinch of salt & pepper

Instructions

1. Prep the Turkey

Remove giblets and pat the turkey dry.
Mix the salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder, thyme, and sage.
Rub the turkey generously with olive oil or butter, then coat with the seasoning blend.
Stuff the cavity with the orange, onion, garlic, and herbs.
Place on a roasting rack in a large pan.

2. Make the Beer Glaze

In a medium saucepan, combine Troegenator, maple syrup, cider, soy sauce, Dijon, and brown sugar.
Bring to a simmer and reduce by roughly one-third (about 15–20 minutes).
Whisk in the butter until glossy.
Remove from heat and set aside — it will thicken slightly as it cools.

This stuff smells like caramelized heaven. Resist the urge to drink it.

3. Roast the Turkey

Preheat oven to 325°F.
Roast the turkey uncovered for 1 hour.
Start basting with the beer glaze every 20–30 minutes.
Continue roasting until the internal temperature hits 165°F in the thickest part of the thigh (usually about 3–3.5 more hours).
If the bird is browning too quickly, tent with foil.

Your kitchen will smell like a brewery decided to host Thanksgiving. This is a good thing.

4. Finish & Rest

When the turkey reaches temp, remove from oven and let it rest 20–30 minutes before carving. Brush once more with warmed glaze for that Instagram-ready shine.

Flavor Notes (Because This Is The Beer Thrillers)

A Troegenator glaze gives you:

Deep caramelized sugar from the doppelbock malt
Notes of date, fig, and dark fruit
Rich mahogany color
A slightly sticky, sweet–savory crust
Incredible drippings for gravy

If you go with Victory Festbier instead, the turkey comes out lighter and more bready-malt forward — still spectacular, just less intense.

Suggested Pennsylvania Craft Beer Pairings

Serve your turkey with any of these PA craft beer gems:

Troegs Blizzard of Hops – juicy, bright, seasonal, balances the turkey’s sweetness
Neshaminy Creek Shape of Hops to Come – for hopheads who want bitterness with the rich glaze
Rotunda Cran-Gose (Annville) – tart, salty, and the sleeper hit of the meal
Imprint’s Schmoojee Cranberry variants – dessert in a glass, but pairs amazingly well

Bonus: “Beer in Every Side” Pairing Ideas

Because why stop at the turkey?

Hop-Infused Mashed Potatoes

Stir ½ cup of slightly warmed Troegs Sunshine Pilsner into your mashed potatoes with butter and cream — it adds a grassy, herbal brightness.

Brown Ale Stuffing

Use Lancaster Brewing’s Winter Warmer or Yards Brawler in your stuffing liquid. Absolute game-changer.

Stout Sweet Potatoes

Glaze roasted sweet potatoes with Yuengling Hershey’s Chocolate Porter (still PA! still craft-adjacent enough!). Chocolate + sweet potato = chef’s kiss. (If you have any left. They stopped making this two years ago. A good new substitute would be Troegs Chocolate Elf.)

Final Thoughts: A Thanksgiving Made the PA Way

If you’re a regular reader of The Beer Thrillers, you know that Pennsylvania isn’t just a craft beer state — it’s the craft beer state. From the giants (Tröegs, Victory, Yuengling) to the small-town killers (Boneshire Brew Workst, Rotunda, YAH Brew, Sworn Brewing, Sterling Pig, Forest & Main), the Commonwealth knows how to brew something for every season.

And Thanksgiving — with all its comfort, nostalgia, chaos, and warmth — is the perfect canvas to show off what Pennsylvania beer can do in the kitchen.

If you end up making this recipe, send pictures or tag us on Instagram/Facebook/Twitter. And let me know which PA beer you picked — I’m always curious what everyone’s pouring and cooking with.

Happy Thanksgiving, and cheers from The Beer Thrillers!

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Pouring Excellence: Pennsylvania’s Top Craft Breweries of 2023

B. Kline — Fri, 16 Jun 2023 03:48:51 +0000

Pouring Excellence in Pennsylvania

Welcome, beer aficionados and hop enthusiasts, to a journey through the heart of craft beer innovation – Pennsylvania! In 2023, the Keystone State continues to be a hotbed of brewing creativity, with its craft breweries pushing the boundaries of flavor and technique. Join us as we uncover the top Pennsylvania breweries that are making waves, earning them a well-deserved spot in the limelight and your pint glass.

Pouring Excellence: Pennsylvania’s Top Craft Breweries of 2023

Lets take a look at all of the breweries that are pouring excellent beers across the state of Pennsylvania.

1. Troegs Independent Brewing (Hershey, PA): A Craft Beer Icon

Troegs Independent Brewing

Our journey begins with the iconic Troegs Independent Brewing, nestled in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Renowned for their innovative brews, Troegs consistently delivers a diverse range of styles, from the hoppy bliss of Perpetual IPA to the rich and decadent Mad Elf Ale during the holiday season. With a commitment to quality and experimentation, Troegs remains a staple in the Pennsylvania craft beer scene.

2. Yuengling Brewery (Pottsville, PA): America’s Oldest Brewery

Yuengling Brewery

No discussion of Pennsylvania’s brewing excellence is complete without mentioning Yuengling Brewery in Pottsville. Established in 1829, Yuengling is America’s oldest brewery, and it continues to stand the test of time. Known for its traditional lagers, including the iconic Yuengling Lager, this brewery is a living testament to Pennsylvania’s rich brewing history.

3. Victory Brewing Company (Downingtown, PA): Craft Pioneers

Victory Brewing

Downingtown is home to Victory Brewing Company, a true pioneer in the craft beer movement. With a commitment to bold flavors and quality ingredients, Victory has become synonymous with innovative brewing. From the hop-forward HopDevil IPA to the smooth richness of Victory at Sea, this brewery remains a trailblazer in the Pennsylvania craft beer landscape.

4. Tired Hands Brewing Company (Ardmore, PA): Artisanal Mastery

Tired Hands Brewing

Ardmore is the artistic haven for beer lovers, thanks to Tired Hands Brewing Company. Known for its artisanal approach to brewing, Tired Hands crafts small-batch masterpieces that push the boundaries of flavor and style. From the hazy bliss of Alien Church IPA to the experimental delights of the Milkshake series, every visit to Tired Hands is a unique and memorable experience.

5. Weyerbacher Brewing Company (Easton, PA): Bold and Adventurous

Weyerbacher Brewing

Easton boasts the bold and adventurous Weyerbacher Brewing Company. This brewery embraces a fearless approach to brewing, crafting beers that are as complex as they are daring. From the mighty Imperial Stout to the fruity explosion of Berry Monks, Weyerbacher is a go-to for those seeking bold flavors and innovative brews.

6. Pizza Boy Brewing Company (Enola, PA): Artisanal Craftsmanship Meets Culinary Ingenuity

Pizza Boy Brewing / Al’s of Hampden

Enola is home to the culinary-inspired Pizza Boy Brewing Company, a brewery that seamlessly blends artisanal craftsmanship with the culinary ingenuity of its parent company, Al’s of Hampden. Known for pushing the boundaries of beer styles, Pizza Boy offers a diverse range of brews, from the hoppy intensity of Hop Vision to the smooth richness of Sunny Side Up Stout. Each beer is a testament to the brewery’s commitment to quality and the art of flavor exploration.

7. Sly Fox Brewing Company (Pottstown, PA): Tradition with a Twist

Sly Fox Brewing

Sly Fox Brewing Company in Pottstown is where tradition meets a contemporary twist. With a focus on approachable styles that still pack a punch of flavor, Sly Fox has become a beloved name in the Pennsylvania craft beer scene. The crisp Pikeland Pils and the playful Alex’s Lemon Wheat Ale showcase the brewery’s commitment to quality and drinkability.

8. Evil Genius Beer Company (Philadelphia, PA): Wit and Whimsy in Every Sip

Evil Genius Beer Company

Philadelphia’s Evil Genius Beer Company injects wit and whimsy into every brew. Known for their playful branding and creative concoctions, Evil Genius has carved a niche in the craft beer landscape. From the refreshing Purple Monkey Dishwasher Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter to the hoppy delight of I’ll Have What She’s Having, Evil Genius keeps beer enthusiasts guessing and toasting with a smile.

9. Round Guys Brewing Company (Lansdale, PA): Community-Centric Craftmanship

Round Guys Brewing

Lansdale’s Round Guys Brewing Company is a community-centric brewery that takes pride in its craft. With a welcoming taproom and a diverse lineup of beers, including the sessionable Kolsch and the robust The Berliner, Round Guys fosters a sense of camaraderie among its patrons. It’s a testament to the power of local craft beer in bringing people together.

10. Funk Brewing Company (Emmaus, PA): Funky Flavors, Serious Craft

Funk Brewing

Our journey concludes in Emmaus with Funk Brewing Company, where funky flavors meet serious craft. Specializing in a range of styles, from hoppy IPAs to complex barrel-aged brews, Funk Brewing consistently impresses with its commitment to quality and innovation. The Citrus IPA and Silent Disco showcase the brewery’s ability to balance boldness with approachability, making it a must-visit destination for beer enthusiasts.

11. Boneshire Brew Works (Harrisburg, PA): Crafting Flavorful Adventures

Boneshire Brew Works

Harrisburg boasts Boneshire Brew Works, a brewery dedicated to crafting flavorful adventures in every pint. Known for their innovative and diverse lineup, Boneshire Brew Works offers everything from hoppy IPAs to rich stouts, creating a tapestry of flavors that captivates beer enthusiasts. With a commitment to community and creativity, Boneshire is a shining star in the Pennsylvania craft beer scene.

12. Neshaminy Creek Brewing Company (Croydon, PA): Waterside Brews

Neshaminy Creek Brewing

Croydon hosts Neshaminy Creek Brewing Company, where waterside brews meet craft innovation. Nestled near the creek that shares its name, this brewery offers a delightful range of beers, from the hoppy intensity of The Shape of Hops to Come to the smooth allure of Croydon Cream Ale. With a commitment to quality and a scenic setting, Neshaminy Creek Brewing Company is a hidden gem.

13. The Brew Gentlemen Beer Company (Braddock, PA): Urban Craftmanship

Brew Gentleman

Braddock is home to The Brew Gentlemen Beer Company, an urban brewery that embodies craftsmanship and community. Known for their meticulous approach to brewing, The Brew Gentlemen delivers a diverse array of beers, including the well-balanced General Braddock’s IPA and the seasonal delights of their limited releases. This brewery is a testament to the revitalization of craft beer in urban landscapes.

14. Conshohocken Brewing Company (Conshohocken, PA): Crafting Tradition with a Modern Twist

Conshohocken Brewing Company

Conshohocken Brewing Company marries tradition with a modern twist, offering a diverse range of beers in the heart of Conshohocken. From the crisp and refreshing Puddlers Row ESB to the bold and hoppy 2SPils, this brewery captures the essence of both classic and contemporary brewing styles. Conshohocken Brewing Company is a must-visit for those seeking a dynamic and approachable beer lineup.

15. Spring House Brewing Company (Lancaster, PA): Brewing with Imagination

Spring House Brewing

Lancaster’s Spring House Brewing Company is a haven for those who appreciate brewing with imagination. Known for their creative labels and equally imaginative beers, this brewery offers a spectrum of flavors, from the chocolaty decadence of Big Gruesome Chocolate Peanut Butter Stout to the fruity escapade of Mango IPA. Spring House Brewing Company is where every pint tells a whimsical tale.

Pennsylvania’s Craft Beer Scene in 2023

Pennsylvania’s craft beer scene in 2023 is a tapestry of innovation, tradition, and regional pride, embodied by these top breweries. Whether you’re a local seeking a new favorite spot or a craft beer enthusiast planning a beer pilgrimage, these establishments offer an unforgettable taste of Pennsylvania’s brewing excellence. Raise your glass to the Keystone State, where every sip tells a story of rich brewing traditions and the continual evolution of craft beer.

Pennsylvania at the start of 2023 boasted 500+ breweries. The above fifteen are just an example of the great craft breweries in the state. There are so many more to visit and try out from all corners of the state. Breweries like YAH Brew, Appalachian Brewing Company, Strange Roots Experimental Ales, Moo – Duck Brewery, Otto’s Pub and Brewery, Human Robot, Gunpowder Falls Brewing, and so many more. Be sure to cross the state and get to experience all of these great breweries. See our maps for more ideas on breweries to visit! Cheers!

A Series of Craft Beer Articles

This is just one of several in a series of over arching ‘craft beer’ related articles. Several alone in a ‘flagship’ series. In the next few weeks there will be some more that come out as well. I would like to have this general level of different ‘craft beer articles’ that everyone can kind of jump to and read and use for informative purposes, and give a better understanding for the other articles on the site.

Some of these articles are about definitions (like “What is Craft Beer?“) and others are about Craft Breweries in general like the Top 50 Producing Craft Breweries, etc.

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Dallas Brewery Creates “Eagle Tears” in Response to “Dallas Sucks” Ale

B. Kline — Sun, 18 Aug 2019 12:52:53 +0000

Dallas Brewery Creates “Eagle Tears” in Response to “Dallas Sucks” Ale

The fierce rivalry between Dallas and Philadelphia isn’t just confined to the football field anymore. It has spilled over into the craft beer scene, with breweries from both cities taking playful jabs at one another. This time, it’s Dallas’ Noble Rey Brewing Co. striking back with a beer they’ve named “Eagle Tears,” a direct response to Weyerbacher Brewing’s “Dallas Sucks” ale from Easton, Pennsylvania.

Eagles Tears by Noble Rey Brewing Company

A Tale of Two Beers

Weyerbacher Brewing lit the fuse in this rivalry with the release of “Dallas Sucks,” a light, approachable pale ale clocking in at 4.5% ABV. Perfect for a morning tailgate, it’s a brew designed to poke fun at Dallas fans while being easy to drink for Eagles supporters gearing up for game day.

Noble Rey Brewing didn’t take the jab lightly. Just a month after “Dallas Sucks” hit the shelves, they announced “Eagle Tears” on their Facebook page, boldly claiming, “When we heard some guys from PA made a beer called ‘Dallas Sucks,’ we did what we do best…make a better beer w/ a better name, & a WAY BETTER DESIGN!!!” While the all-caps enthusiasm raised some eyebrows, the sentiment landed: Dallas fans now have a comeback of their own.

What’s in a Name?

“Eagle Tears” might not win awards for originality in comeback strategy, but it’s undeniably clever in execution. The beer’s name, branding, and design lean heavily into the playful rivalry. The label features a sorrowful eagle shedding a tear—a not-so-subtle nod to Eagles fans after a tough loss to the Cowboys. But what about the beer itself?

Noble Rey describes “Eagle Tears” as a bold, hoppy creation—a hazy IPA with juicy citrus notes and a bitter finish. At 6.5% ABV, it’s a step up from “Dallas Sucks” in strength and complexity, giving Cowboys fans bragging rights in the beer department.

Brewing Rivalry: All in Good Fun

Dallas Sucks by Weyerbacher Brewing Company (photo courtesy of Weyerbacher)

Joshua Lampe, Chief Operating Officer of Weyerbacher Brewing, said the idea for “Dallas Sucks” came from a tailgate session where a friend sported a shirt bearing the same slogan. “We decided to put a beer together and call it Dallas Sucks, because, honestly, they do,” Lampe joked. The beer’s lighter ABV was intentional, catering to tailgaters who want to enjoy a few brews before kickoff without overdoing it.

When Lampe heard about “Eagle Tears,” his reaction was laughter. “The ribbing and one-upmanship makes a sports rivalry fun,” he said. “If you can’t take a joke, you shouldn’t be in the beer business.”

Brewing Buzz Beyond the Game

This friendly feud is more than just a playful spat. It’s a testament to how craft beer culture intersects with regional pride and sports fandom. “Eagle Tears” and “Dallas Sucks” aren’t just beers—they’re part of the larger conversation about how local breweries can creatively engage with their communities.

But Noble Rey’s naming choice did stir up some unintended associations. A quick Google search reveals that “Eagle Tears” is also the name of a firearms lubricant company. While the beer and the product are unrelated, the shared name adds a humorous twist to the saga.

The Case for a Beer Showdown

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this rivalry, it’s that sports fans love a good beer-fueled competition. So, why not take it a step further? A Flipadelphia-style tournament featuring “Dallas Sucks” and “Eagle Tears” would be the ultimate way to decide which city brews the best trash-talking beer. Fans from both sides could toast to the playful banter while celebrating the creativity and craftsmanship of their local breweries.

Final Thoughts

At the end of the day, “Eagle Tears” and “Dallas Sucks” are more than just beers—they’re a celebration of regional pride, community, and the camaraderie that craft beer fosters. Whether you’re an Eagles fan, a Cowboys die-hard, or just someone who loves a clever beer name, this brewing rivalry offers plenty to cheer about.

So, what’s your pick for game day? A refreshing sip of “Dallas Sucks” or a bold pour of “Eagle Tears”? Let us know in the comments below, and don’t forget to stay tuned to The Beer Thrillers for more craft beer news and reviews!

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