“How Much for Greenland?”

“What?”

“No, seriously. Write that down.”

And honestly? I’m here for it.

How Much for Greenland by Behemoth Brewing

Beer Review

Pouring this one into the glass, you’re getting a beer that arrives with that classic West Coast IPA confidence. Slightly hazy golden-orange coloring with a white head hanging around like a stubborn houseguest that doesn’t understand you’ve already put your shoes on and turned the lights off.

The aroma immediately announces itself. Pine needles. Resin. Citrus peel. Grapefruit. Dankness.

And I don’t mean “a little bit of dankness.”

I mean the sort of aroma that walks through the front door and says:

“I’m a West Coast IPA. Remember us? We used to run this town.”

The first sip brings a pleasant bitterness right out front. Citrus and grapefruit hit first, followed by pine resin and that old-school hop character that many modern juice bombs seem afraid of. There is a crispness here that keeps everything from becoming heavy or syrupy. It doesn’t apologize for being bitter, and it doesn’t try to hide under six pounds of mango puree and vanilla additions.

This beer feels like it looked at modern trends and simply shrugged.

There’s a clean finish that leaves lingering pine and citrus on the tongue, creating that immediate desire for another sip. Not because it’s trying to overwhelm you with complexity, but because it knows exactly what it’s trying to be.

And sometimes that’s enough.

Actually, more than enough.

Because increasingly I think craft beer gets caught in a strange arms race:

Bigger adjuncts. Bigger pastry stouts. Bigger fruit additions. Bigger ABVs.

Soon someone is going to release an Imperial Triple Barrel Aged Marshmallow Cinnamon Roll Peanut Butter Banana Foster IPA brewed with moon rocks and existential dread.

Meanwhile a beer like How Much for Greenland just quietly raises its hand and says:

“Hey…remember hops?”

And that’s refreshing.

Final Thoughts:

Much like the question itself, How Much for Greenland? starts out sounding ridiculous before becoming oddly enjoyable the longer you sit with it.

Bold, piney, citrus-heavy, pleasantly bitter, and carrying enough old-school West Coast personality to remind you why the style became king in the first place.

Beer Score: 4.1 / 5 cap pops

Would I Drink Another?
Absolutely.

Though unlike Greenland itself, I’d probably be willing to buy this one.

-B. Kline

With all the recent ‘talk’ and news of President Elect Donald Trump talking about buying Greenland; why not take a look at the breweries on the big island?

In the frigid expanse of Greenland, a burgeoning craft beer scene is brewing, offering a unique taste of Arctic ingenuity. This remote island, known for its vast ice sheets and stunning landscapes, is also home to a small but vibrant brewing community that’s capturing the attention of beer enthusiasts and, surprisingly, political figures alike.

Obviously on a large ice like island there isn’t going to be many breweries. As of January 2025, there are four currently active breweries in Greenland.

Greenland Breweries on Google Maps

Greenland’s Craft Beer Landscape

There are four total breweries on the large island (as of January 2025), but two notable ‘craft’ microbreweries. The four known breweries on the island are:

• Brewery Immiaq
• Godthaab Bryghus
• Grønland Ice Cap Beer
• Qajaq Brewery

Greenland boasts two notable microbreweries, each contributing to the island’s growing reputation for distinctive, locally-inspired brews.

Godthaab Bryghus

The bar at Godthaab Bryghus brewery. (photo courtesy of TripAdvisor)

Located in Nuuk, Greenland’s capital, Godthaab Bryghus stands as the largest brewery on the island. This establishment offers beer enthusiasts a chance to tour its facilities, providing insight into the unique challenges and innovations of brewing in such a remote location. The brewery’s commitment to quality is evident in its meticulous processes, including a tax calculation mechanism attached to the filtering system.

Brewery Immiaq

Exterior of Brewery Immiaq (photo courtesy of TripAdvisor)

Situated in Ilulissat, Brewery Immiaq represents the essence of micro-brewing in Greenland. Connected to local establishments like Murphy’s Diskotek and Cafe Iluliaq, Immiaq forms an integral part of Ilulissat’s social fabric. The brewery’s dedication to crafting unique, Greenlandic-inspired beers is evident in their product line.

Unique Flavors of the Arctic

Greenlandic breweries excel in incorporating local ingredients and flavors into their beers, creating truly distinctive brews:

• Taseq: A crisp, refreshing beer infused with Arctic thyme.
• Ullorissat: A beer made with black crowberry, capturing the essence of Greenland’s night sky.
• Qaqqaq: A Greenlandic herb beer that evokes the experience of a mountain hike.

These breweries face unique challenges, such as limited access to ingredients and the need for creative problem-solving. For instance, Immiaq Brewery once attempted to use iceberg water in their beers, a logistically complex process that was eventually abandoned in favor of fresh local water.

Political Intrigue Brewing – Donald Trump’s Interest in Greenland

(Wouldn’t Political Intrigue Brewing be a great name for a brewery in Washington D.C.?)

Interestingly, Greenland’s burgeoning craft beer scene has become an unexpected backdrop to recent political developments. President-elect Donald Trump has reignited his interest in acquiring Greenland, citing national security reasons. This renewed focus has led to his son, Donald Trump Jr., visiting the island, ostensibly as a private individual.

While Trump’s interest primarily stems from geopolitical and mineral resource considerations, one can’t help but wonder if Greenland’s unique brewing culture might add an unexpected flavor to the island’s appeal. The president-elect’s “MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN” slogan could take on a new meaning if applied to the island’s craft beer industry.

The Future of Greenlandic Brewing

Despite the political spotlight, Greenland’s brewers continue to focus on their craft. Immiaq Brewery, for instance, aims to produce about 20,000 liters of beer this year and has plans to expand distribution to other parts of Greenland.

As climate change opens up new possibilities in the Arctic, Greenland’s brewing industry may find new opportunities for growth and innovation. Whether under Danish or potential American influence, one thing is certain: the spirit of Greenlandic brewing, much like the island itself, remains resilient and distinctly unique. For beer enthusiasts and political observers alike, Greenland’s brewing scene offers a fascinating blend of Arctic tradition, innovative craftsmanship, and unexpected geopolitical significance. It’s a reminder that even in the world’s most remote corners, the art of brewing can flourish, creating connections and sparking interests that extend far beyond the bottom of a glass.

Notes

I’ve never visited Greenland before (but would absolutely love to, it looks beautiful there). Seeing all the news about President Elect Donald Trump wanting to acquire Greenland made me want to look into the country and see what all actual breweries are present on it. So I did a bit of researching. For this article, you can see my sources here:

• Why Does Donald Trump Want Greenland?
• What to Know About Trump’s Interests in Greenland
• Visit Greenland – a Look at Breweries on Greenland
• Taste Greenlandic nature with Immiaq Beer
• Greenlandic Beer Tasting at Godthaab Bryghus
• Drinking Craft Beer in Greenland
• Trump Won’t Rule Out Military Action to Take over Greenland as Son Lands in Greenland

A Google Maps search for Greenland breweries.

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