Buy Greenland - The Beer Thrillers https://thebeerthrillers.com Central PA beer enthusiasts and beer bloggers. Homebrewers, brewery workers, and all around beer lovers. Tue, 26 May 2026 17:52:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://i0.wp.com/thebeerthrillers.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/cropped-The-Beer-Thrillers-December-2022-Logo.jpg?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Buy Greenland - The Beer Thrillers https://thebeerthrillers.com 32 32 187558884 Beer Review: How Much for Greenland (Behemoth Brewing Company) https://thebeerthrillers.com/2025/04/25/beer-review-how-much-for-greenland-behemoth-brewing-company/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=beer-review-how-much-for-greenland-behemoth-brewing-company Fri, 25 Apr 2025 17:52:31 +0000 https://thebeerthrillers.com/?p=16870 Sometimes craft beer names feel like they were born from a brewery whiteboard after twelve people sat around drinking hop water and yelling increasingly stupid things at each other.

“How Much for Greenland?”

“What?”

“No, seriously. Write that down.”

And honestly? I’m here for it.

How Much for Greenland by Behemoth Brewing

Beer Review

Pouring this one into the glass, you’re getting a beer that arrives with that classic West Coast IPA confidence. Slightly hazy golden-orange coloring with a white head hanging around like a stubborn houseguest that doesn’t understand you’ve already put your shoes on and turned the lights off.

The aroma immediately announces itself. Pine needles. Resin. Citrus peel. Grapefruit. Dankness.

And I don’t mean “a little bit of dankness.”

I mean the sort of aroma that walks through the front door and says:

“I’m a West Coast IPA. Remember us? We used to run this town.”

The first sip brings a pleasant bitterness right out front. Citrus and grapefruit hit first, followed by pine resin and that old-school hop character that many modern juice bombs seem afraid of. There is a crispness here that keeps everything from becoming heavy or syrupy. It doesn’t apologize for being bitter, and it doesn’t try to hide under six pounds of mango puree and vanilla additions.

This beer feels like it looked at modern trends and simply shrugged.

There’s a clean finish that leaves lingering pine and citrus on the tongue, creating that immediate desire for another sip. Not because it’s trying to overwhelm you with complexity, but because it knows exactly what it’s trying to be.

And sometimes that’s enough.

Actually, more than enough.

Because increasingly I think craft beer gets caught in a strange arms race:

Bigger adjuncts. Bigger pastry stouts. Bigger fruit additions. Bigger ABVs.

Soon someone is going to release an Imperial Triple Barrel Aged Marshmallow Cinnamon Roll Peanut Butter Banana Foster IPA brewed with moon rocks and existential dread.

Meanwhile a beer like How Much for Greenland just quietly raises its hand and says:

“Hey…remember hops?”

And that’s refreshing.

Final Thoughts:

Much like the question itself, How Much for Greenland? starts out sounding ridiculous before becoming oddly enjoyable the longer you sit with it.

Bold, piney, citrus-heavy, pleasantly bitter, and carrying enough old-school West Coast personality to remind you why the style became king in the first place.

Beer Score: 4.1 / 5 cap pops

Would I Drink Another?
Absolutely.

Though unlike Greenland itself, I’d probably be willing to buy this one.

-B. Kline

 

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